Worst. Two weeks. Ever.
Make that three, for me, since Klaus wasn't in the previous episode.
But GOSH DARN! In this week's episode (4x16 - Bring It On) we got to see SO MUCH of him!
So that happened...
You guys, I'm so excited that Klaus is finally getting some. It's about freaking time! Also, I'm going to die alone.
Apart from Klaus' completely nonsensical tattoos, this episode was full of WTFs
Now that Elena was devoid of all emotion (sort of) Damon and Stefan had to discuss what to do with her, like she's a 12 year-old girl with Asperger's. Damon's idea was for her to have a good time i.e. Do what he used to do in season 1
Ya know, pretend to be dead/hurt, then munch on the first person that stopped to help. The problem with this was Elena was enjoying herself a tad too much. Okay, Elena, we get it, you don't care. (TVD drinking game: Drink every time Elena says "I don't care" or "You should turn it off" in this episode.)
This scene made me miss season-one-Damon. Nobody wants a bad-boy that's in love with Elena Gilbert.
After that idea crashed and burned, Caroline, Stefan and Damon convened in Damon's room to discuss Elena while Elena showered in Damon's bathroom. Yeah, great plan guys. Elena was totes eavesdropping - she is the rudest vampire ever!
Also, what's with the way Elena showers? I don't know about you guys, but I don't grope my boobs while in there. It just didn't make sense, especially after what she did next:
Elena was all "It's not like you guys haven't seen me nekkid before" and Caroline was all "Check out that wall!" I heart Caroline.
Once everyone had their POA for the day sorted out, Elena said she wanted to rejoin the cheer-leading squad. Damon, of course, 'sired' her not to eat anyone, just to be safe.
Caroline and Elena headed to school while Stefan spoke to Sheriff Forbes about a blood bank thief and Damon did what he does best - track Katherine.
Speaking of Katherine, she was not happy with Hayley. She's not a fan of loose ends and Hayley became that after she helped her get the cure. So Hayley called the only person that would actually pick up her calls.
Klaus agreed to protect her if she tattled on Katerina, but Hayley wasn't willing to give up her leverage so easily (unlike other things).
It's nice that Klaus and Rebekah are working together again, especially since he knows how much she wants to be human and she knows how much he doesn't. SIBLING POWER! (P.S Where the heck is Elijah???)
Back at the worst high school in the world, Elena and her way-too-short skirt were getting ready for a cheering competition or football game, or something even more useless to prevent the students from doing actual work.
Elena seemed normal enough, well, as normal as an emotionless vampire can be, until she spotted something she really wanted
Nope, not her
Why NOT have a bite while committing larceny? Two birds and all that...
Poor girl was not having a good time in Mystic Falls.
Stefan tried to lecture Elena about how eating people is hecka bad, but she just used him as a human wall while he stared at her vagina.
Caroline tried to stop Elena from joining them, but she really wanted her participation ribbon...she was just all about ribbons!
Then this happened:
Elena was in bitch-mode! When Damon told her to switch off her emotions, I expected more Katerina and less stubborn, sulking American teenager. Don't get me wrong, I loved Bitch-Elena, I just expected so much more.
Also, no-one's allowed to hurt Caroline without getting at least a little bit of hate.
Stefan wasn't impressed either, so his plan was to, obviously, drug Elena.
Poor Nina Dobrev, she always has to deal with lunacy. How exhausting must it be to collapse into cast members' arms at least twice an episode?
Damon was having a rough day too, trying to catch his ex-lover, before running into another ex
YAY, Bex!
They tracked a vampire Klaus bit defending Hayley, in order to find out what if he knew where Katherine was and Bex, smart girl that she is, brought a bit of Klaus' blood along.
Damon used the deduction skills he learnt while watching Elementary, to figure out the guy must be hiding in the nearest hospital, since it was daylight AND he was hungry as hell. One problem - the hospital's blood bank was empty, just like Mystic Falls'. Gee, guys! I wonder who it could be? Do you know anyone that would need that much blood? Maybe someone that was desiccated for almost two millennia?
Damon was all:
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Rebekah looked bored as eff. The chick just wanted this cure...she wasn't really interested in new conspiracies. She needed to get to New Orleans.
Meanwhile, at Casa-de-Mikaelson, Klaus was trying to get more information out of Hayley while she insulted his paintings.
Lots of flirtation went on
How pretty is Phoebe Tonkin??
One thing led to another and shirtless hugs happened TONS!
Yup, Klaus gives it gooood. Just ask Hayley's face.
Okay, I'll stop talking about Klaus' sex life now. Instead, I'll talk about his RIDICULOUS tattoos! WTF, The Vampire Diaries? HOW do vampires get tattoos?? You get a tattoo by putting ink under a layer of skin that heals around the wound. If you were a vampire that's, firstly, technically dead and, secondly, incapable of being wounded by anything but wood, you COULDN'T get a tattoo because the wound would heal completely! I dunno. Just stop doing stupid things like this.
Casa-de-Salvatore also got some major action when Elena called over loads of lemmings and had a full-blown frat party in Stefan and Damon's house. How freaking disrespectful! I don't know how shit works in America, but you don't just invite hundreds of people over to another person's house for a soiree. Especially if said person is your ex-boyfriend and the brother of your current squeeze. Katerina would never something so uncouth. Shame on you Elena. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
She was so excited about ruining someone else's house.
LOL @ these guys
Caroline and Stefan saw how much fun Elena was having so they decided to join in until Elena got totes jealous.
She was all "You guys look cute together. You should take him for a spin, Caroline". Then she attacked Sheriff Forbes!
Okay, Elena, we freaking get it - you don't care. But you don't attack people's parents. I don't know what the writers are trying to prove here, but even Stefan could come back from turning his emotions off. Elena's just being a totally bitch, for no actual reason. Jeremy died like a week ago, she must get over it.
Caroline was really mad at her, naturally, but Elena didn't stop there! Stefan and Caroline followed her to the woods where she was hiding out and Caroline and her got into a cat-fight. Elena told Caroline to turn it off so she can stop pining over Tyler and, wait for it, stop feeling guilty about all the dirty thoughts she has about Klaus. NICE ONE Elena! Things got heavy and it escalated into a death-match.
Can you believe her? She almost staked Caroline!!!!!!
Stefan told Caroline they shouldn't give up on her...bla bla bla. It sort of makes sense, but I don't remember Caroline wanting to kill Elena when she became a vampire. It's like Elena gets a whole new set of rules whenever she does something wrong. As much as I hate murder, you can't help but feel like the people Stefan and Klaus have murdered somehow deserved it. Yet Stefan is forever haunted by his Ripper past and Klaus has been called 'evil' by all of the main characters. Elena has caused just as many deaths by being alive.
After their sexy-time session, Hayley tried to sneak away from a vampire (this show). Klaus called her "Little wolf" (*swoon*) then told her he's seen her birthmark before - In Louisiana (When is episode 20 getting here??)
I'm still a Klaroline-er, but I'm not even mad about Klayley. As long as Klaus is happy.
While Klaus got some, Rebekah was dealing with the vampire he bit. Turns out Damon knew the guy. But instead of giving him Klaus' blood he 'helped' him another way
Then he went home and looked for pictures of the guy
What an awkward photo.
You guys know what else is awkward? Matt Donovan's life. He texted Caroline to meet him at Tyler's house and guess what! Tyler gave Matt his house!!! Yay Matt! But, oh no...Tyler wasn't coming back.
Caroline was so sad. Matt tried his best to comfort her, but he was too excited about being rich.
As if this show hasn't put Caroline through enough.
Stefan on the other hand, finally figured out that maybe Silas followed them off the island and is the blood bank thief. He called Damon to share the exciting news but Damon was too busy driving away with Elena
To NEW YORK!!!
It looks like we'll have to deal with another two-week hiatus before the 20th episode i.e The Originals' back-door pilot, but hopefully Elijah and Katherine are back in the next one. After the last episode, it's clear that TVD will manage just fine without any of the Originals as regular characters, but we all know this new show is going to blast everyone's mind. It will be an absolute sin if it doesn't get picked up.
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
