Vampire Diaries drinking game (but also almost a rant)

I'm so tired of this show, actually.

I feel like every time I give it another chance it just breaks my heart.
Because I SUCK, TONS! I'm going to combine the recap for episode 4x21 (She's Come Undone) and the next (The Walking Dead (seriously?)).
But to (sort of) make up for it, I'm going to give you guys my rules for a Vampire Diaries drinking game.

1. Drink whenever Elena Gilbert says or does something that makes you roll your eyes

I've been using this basic rule for the past 4 years and it sends you into a buzz way before you actually care what's going to happen in the rest of the episode.
My personal favourites include that one time she saw blood drop ONTO her diary and looked at THE FLOOR. Also, that time she killed Connor and then blamed it all on Stefan, because she's a bitch.

2. Drink every time Bonnie has this look on her face*:

She's basically Kristen Stewart with brown skin.

*Drink twice if Jeremy is being given the look.

3. Drink every time Damon distorts his face:

I'm a big fan of Ian Somerhalder's face and the things he does to it.
The truth about life is: Beautiful people have it easy. Watching Ian Somerhalder interviews proves that. He says things only beautiful people can get away with saying. If you don't believe me, make just ONE of these faces and tell me how many women would sell their soul to sleep with you.
What I like about Ian is that he knows he's beautiful and he has the ego of a Lannister, but at the same time, he doesn't. Life is confusing like that. DEAL.

4. Drink every time Klaus looks gorgeous.

Joseph Morgan's face is a masterpiece.

Warning: This rule only applies when playing on Hardcore mode. If Normal level players insist on using this rule, drink must have at least 2 fingers of water/dash added to the glass before proceeding. (This is for all players' safety) 

5. Drink every time Stefan says something he doesn't mean.

It's one of those things that could make you commit murder!
Every night, I wish Stefan would get some SELF ESTEEM! Sometimes it happens, but the thing with The Vampire Diaries is, main characters (apart from Elena) are only allowed five-minutes of self-esteem a season, because otherwise they'd all just leave Mystic Falls and Elena would die alone, as she should.
How many times did Stefan say he was over Elena? Yet, how many times did he go out of his way to save her from some irrelevant drama she put herself in?
Okay, I get she didn't ask to be the doppelganger, but people don't ask to be born with extra limbs or AT ALL. IT  JUST HAPPENS AND WE DEAL WITH IT!
WE all have that one thing we wish we didn't have. Too bad for Elena, she got blood that an evil, thousand year-old vampire wanted, that's nobody's fault (but Ester's). That's just how the dice rolls, yo.

The journey that is The Vampire Diaries hasn't ended yet, and neither has this list. There are WAY more rules to add to this list and I will, just not now. Let me know if there are any rules you'd like added :)

Here's my favourite scene from last week's episode (4x21 - She's Come Undone):

Disclaimer: SerialSia takes no responsibility for any injuries or illnesses that are directly or indirectly incurred from following the rules of this game. (Your stupidity cannot be blamed on anyone else)

Drink responsibly. Also, don't drink and drive, or have sex because babies are messy and will ruin your life.